Okay, seriously, folks.
THE AUTO TOILETS DIDN'T AUTO FLUSH TODAY.
Like, not once. And I probably went to the bathroom at least four times and used a sampling of stalls (I had a lot of coffee to make up for staying up late last night).
That does it. I guess we don't talk about the toilets at Work Club either.
...though it did yield a positive result. hmm. Boy, I can't FREAKING STAND not getting a huge bonus as a summer associate!