musings and ramblings on music, movies, popular culture, and the minutiae of life as a law student.
ahem...a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says"hey, why the long face?"
Hey kat!!What's brown and sticky?a stick.ahem.
or...what's bronw and sounds like a bell? thank you, mr. eric idle :)
DUNG!heee. thanks, you guys. I'm feelin' better already.
a piece of string walks into a bar. the bartender says, "we don't server your kind around here."so the piece of string leaves and ties itself and messes up one end and goes back in. the bartender says,"aren't you that piece of string from before""i'm a frayed knot."*shuffle off the buffulo*
what's the difference between boogers and brocolli?kids won't eat brocolli.wocka wocka!
A grasshopper walks into a bar.The bartender says, "hey, we have a drink named after you!"The grasshopper's face lights up. He says, "you have a drink called Irving?!"
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