Thursday, June 29, 2006

make me laugh

I could use some cheering up. So post something funny! Here, I'll go first:

Two men walk into a bar.
The third ducks.

*jazz hands*

Now, your turn.


Anonymous said...


a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says

"hey, why the long face?"

Cella Bella said...

Hey kat!!
What's brown and sticky?

a stick.

Anonymous said...

or...what's bronw and sounds like a bell? thank you, mr. eric idle :)

^kat^ said...


heee. thanks, you guys. I'm feelin' better already.

Anonymous said...

a piece of string walks into a bar. the bartender says,

"we don't server your kind around here."

so the piece of string leaves and ties itself and messes up one end and goes back in. the bartender says,

"aren't you that piece of string from before"

"i'm a frayed knot."

*shuffle off the buffulo*

whitetrashmocha said...

what's the difference between boogers and brocolli?

kids won't eat brocolli.

wocka wocka!

supermarj said...

A grasshopper walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "hey, we have a drink named after you!"
The grasshopper's face lights up.
He says, "you have a drink called Irving?!"